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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 837556" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Letters to a pastor</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">**Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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