Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 90292" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Daffynitions......</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 90292, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]Daffynitions......[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top