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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 93337" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>If It Makes You Sick...</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three condoms.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book them on an eight-day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 93337, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [CENTER][B]If It Makes You Sick...[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three condoms.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book them on an eight-day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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