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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 93532" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Fatal Things to Say If Your Wife is Pregnant</strong></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I finished the Oreos." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Get your *own* ice cream." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Got milk?" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..." </span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 93532, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [CENTER][B]Fatal Things to Say If Your Wife is Pregnant[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][LIST] [*]"I finished the Oreos." [*]"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." [*]"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" [*]"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" [*]"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl." [*]"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." [*]"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" [*]"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" [*]"Get your *own* ice cream." [*]"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." [*]"Got milk?" [*]"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." [*]"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..." [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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