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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 93537" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Marriage....... </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She married him because he was such a "dominating man"; she divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He married her because she was so "fragile and petite"; he divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living"; she divorced him because "all he thinks about is business."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He married her because "she reminds him of his mother"; he divorced her because "She's getting more like her mother every day."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She married him because he was "happy and romantic"; she divorced him because he was shiftless and fun-loving."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He married her because she was steady and sensible"; he divorced her because she was "boring and dull."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She married him because he was "the life of the party"; she divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 93537, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Marriage....... [FONT=Times New Roman]She married him because he was such a "dominating man"; she divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]He married her because she was so "fragile and petite"; he divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living"; she divorced him because "all he thinks about is business."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]He married her because "she reminds him of his mother"; he divorced her because "She's getting more like her mother every day."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She married him because he was "happy and romantic"; she divorced him because he was shiftless and fun-loving."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]He married her because she was steady and sensible"; he divorced her because she was "boring and dull."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She married him because he was "the life of the party"; she divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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