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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 94253" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In </span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong> </strong></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 94253, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [B][FONT=Arial]A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In [/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B]Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial] An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." [/FONT] [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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