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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 94513" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How to Get Rid of Telemarketers</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died. When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- This works great if you are male: Telemarketing: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company...Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- Say "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to peak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...Would you be my friend?" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 94513, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]How to Get Rid of Telemarketers[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died. When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- This works great if you are male: Telemarketing: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company...Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Say "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to peak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...Would you be my friend?" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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