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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 95219" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" Ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops. Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That".</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"...some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Sign in front of the church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 95219, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" Ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops. Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That".[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"...some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. Sign in front of the church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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