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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 97371" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Living Will Form</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I, _______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Beer, Margarita, Scotch and soda, Martini, Vodka and OJ, steak, Shrimp or crab legs, A Lottery Ticket, bowl of ice cream, Waffles, chocolate, or $ex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">....it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Signature: ____________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Date: ________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 97371, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]Living Will Form I, _______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Beer, Margarita, Scotch and soda, Martini, Vodka and OJ, steak, Shrimp or crab legs, A Lottery Ticket, bowl of ice cream, Waffles, chocolate, or $ex ....it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ____________ Date: ________ I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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