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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 97948" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Louisiana ...</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cock fights being held in the area around LaFayette, and duly dispatched the infamous Detective Desormeaux to investigate. He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin'" he began.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Desormeaux replied confidently, "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Well," was the reply, "I went down and done seed dat cock fight. I knowed the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?" Desmoreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns were involved wen summbody bet on de duck."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was involved?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"De duck won." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 97948, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Louisiana ... [FONT=Times New Roman]The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cock fights being held in the area around LaFayette, and duly dispatched the infamous Detective Desormeaux to investigate. He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin'" he began.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Desormeaux replied confidently, "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Well," was the reply, "I went down and done seed dat cock fight. I knowed the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?" Desmoreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns were involved wen summbody bet on de duck."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was involved?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"De duck won." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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