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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 98605" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Think About it...</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV.?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">If Wiley Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why did you just try singing the two songs above?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 98605, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Think About it... [FONT=Courier New]Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV.?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]If Wiley Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Why did you just try singing the two songs above?[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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