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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 99008" data-attributes="member: 1246">Re: Heard any good ones?NORTH &amp; SOUTH.....&nbsp;The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes. The South has &#039;mater samwiches.&nbsp;The North has coffee houses. The South has Waffle Houses.&nbsp;The North has dating services. The South has family reunions.&nbsp;The North has switchblade knives. The South has Lee Press-on Nails.&nbsp;The North has double last names. The South has double first names.&nbsp;The North has Ted Kennedy. The South has Jesse Helms.&nbsp;The North has an ambulance. The South has an amalance.&nbsp;The North has Cream of Wheat. The South has grits.&nbsp;The North has green salads. The South has collard greens.&nbsp;The North has lobsters. The South has crawdads.&nbsp;AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don&#039;t think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn&#039;t call them biscuits.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 99008, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] NORTH & SOUTH..... The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes. The South has 'mater samwiches. The North has coffee houses. The South has Waffle Houses. The North has dating services. The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives. The South has Lee Press-on Nails. The North has double last names. The South has double first names. The North has Ted Kennedy. The South has Jesse Helms. The North has an ambulance. The South has an amalance. The North has Cream of Wheat. The South has grits. The North has green salads. The South has collard greens. The North has lobsters. The South has crawdads. AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call them biscuits. [/QUOTE]

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