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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 99233" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Bumper Stickers ...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. </p><p>I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. </p><p>I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. </p><p>Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? </p><p>Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. </p><p>Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. </p><p>My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. </p><p>Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! </p><p>Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. </p><p>Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! </p><p>"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy. </p><p>"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" </p><p>A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 99233, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Bumper Stickers ... God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy. "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. [/QUOTE]
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