Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 99455" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>You Might Be a Redneck if....</strong> </p><p> </p><p>You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.</p><p> </p><p>You've ever worn shorts and a T-shirt to a funeral home.</p><p> </p><p>You ever had to remove a toothpick from your mouth to take wedding pictures.</p><p> </p><p>You have a rag for a gas cap.</p><p> </p><p>You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Mr or Ms Right'</p><p> </p><p>You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.</p><p> </p><p>You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.</p><p> </p><p>Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.</p><p> </p><p>You mow your lawn and find a car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 99455, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [B]You Might Be a Redneck if....[/B] You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. You've ever worn shorts and a T-shirt to a funeral home. You ever had to remove a toothpick from your mouth to take wedding pictures. You have a rag for a gas cap. You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Mr or Ms Right' You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You mow your lawn and find a car. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top
