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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 99660" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Free What?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I ran into an old buddy the other day. He was a rising entrepreneur, but now he looked down and out. What gives? He begins wailing his tale.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I had a restaurant out there on the interstate, you know. Spent a fortune on a new high-rise sign to attract traffic. It did, too. It read 'free cocktail with dinner!' The 'cocktail' was flashing red neon. Was it impressive!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Sounds like a good idea. So what went wrong?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Oh, the county took notice, inspection crews come out, I'm harassed all the time by the Planning department, the churches in the neighborhood have filed compaints-"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Hey, I thought you ran a stand-up operation out there."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I did. Half my flashing red neon burned out!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Oh, I see..." I thought a minute. "Which half?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Don't make no difference!" he wailed. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 99660, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]Free What?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I ran into an old buddy the other day. He was a rising entrepreneur, but now he looked down and out. What gives? He begins wailing his tale.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I had a restaurant out there on the interstate, you know. Spent a fortune on a new high-rise sign to attract traffic. It did, too. It read 'free cocktail with dinner!' The 'cocktail' was flashing red neon. Was it impressive!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Sounds like a good idea. So what went wrong?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Oh, the county took notice, inspection crews come out, I'm harassed all the time by the Planning department, the churches in the neighborhood have filed compaints-"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Hey, I thought you ran a stand-up operation out there."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I did. Half my flashing red neon burned out!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Oh, I see..." I thought a minute. "Which half?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Don't make no difference!" he wailed. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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