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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 99936" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Good Quotes Part Deux</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A minister told his congregation that there were 739 different sins. He has already received 73 requests for the list. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">An elementary school student came home with a science paper that he had received a 'zero' on. When asked to explain what it was, the child replied, "The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon!" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." (Alvin Toffler) </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 99936, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Good Quotes Part Deux[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman]A minister told his congregation that there were 739 different sins. He has already received 73 requests for the list. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]An elementary school student came home with a science paper that he had received a 'zero' on. When asked to explain what it was, the child replied, "The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon!" [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." (Alvin Toffler) [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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