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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 3861607" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>I can see Abney’s press release now:</p><p></p><p>“We are proud to announce an exciting new enhancement to the ORION system that will combine cutting edge technology with precise data input from our operational partners in order to provide both unparalleled efficiency and flexibility for our service providers, and a quantum improvement in the value that can be offered to our customers. Introducing <em>ORION PLUS</em>, a multi-dimensional inteface that combines the proven technology of ORION with up-to-the-minute status updates on real time conditions as inputted by trained service providers.”</p><p></p><p>Seriously. Thats really all they have to do. Just give us a list of the stops in numerical order, change the name of that list from “RDO” to “ORION PLUS” or some other fancy moniker, and then throw a bunch of high tech buzz phrases and acronyms at it. It would be a win/win; we get RDO restored and the ability to get the work done, and they get to save face by waving a shiny new tech bauble in front of shareholders who wont know the difference anyway. They dont need to reinvent the wheel, all they have to do is put some paint on it and give it a different name.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 3861607, member: 14668"] I can see Abney’s press release now: “We are proud to announce an exciting new enhancement to the ORION system that will combine cutting edge technology with precise data input from our operational partners in order to provide both unparalleled efficiency and flexibility for our service providers, and a quantum improvement in the value that can be offered to our customers. Introducing [I]ORION PLUS[/I], a multi-dimensional inteface that combines the proven technology of ORION with up-to-the-minute status updates on real time conditions as inputted by trained service providers.” Seriously. Thats really all they have to do. Just give us a list of the stops in numerical order, change the name of that list from “RDO” to “ORION PLUS” or some other fancy moniker, and then throw a bunch of high tech buzz phrases and acronyms at it. It would be a win/win; we get RDO restored and the ability to get the work done, and they get to save face by waving a shiny new tech bauble in front of shareholders who wont know the difference anyway. They dont need to reinvent the wheel, all they have to do is put some paint on it and give it a different name. [/QUOTE]
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