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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1774458" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Ground Hiring Steps:</p><p></p><p>1. Leave jail and/or prison.</p><p></p><p>2. Stop molesting the dog/neighbors/kids long enough to avoid #1.</p><p></p><p>3. Quit smoking/using weed/meth/heroin until you can test clean, OR wear a heated urine pack bought with your beer money.</p><p></p><p>4. Beer/alcohol. See #3</p><p></p><p>5. Lie that you completed high school and get a friend at the trailer park to provide you with a "residence" mailing address. The USPS won't deliver to your van down by the river.</p><p></p><p>6. Bathe</p><p></p><p>7. Put-out your cigarette...at least during the interview.</p><p></p><p>8. Cover-up the tattoo of your wife having relations with Satan that covers your entire arm and cost you $10,000.</p><p></p><p>9. Practice your English</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1774458, member: 12508"] Ground Hiring Steps: 1. Leave jail and/or prison. 2. Stop molesting the dog/neighbors/kids long enough to avoid #1. 3. Quit smoking/using weed/meth/heroin until you can test clean, OR wear a heated urine pack bought with your beer money. 4. Beer/alcohol. See #3 5. Lie that you completed high school and get a friend at the trailer park to provide you with a "residence" mailing address. The USPS won't deliver to your van down by the river. 6. Bathe 7. Put-out your cigarette...at least during the interview. 8. Cover-up the tattoo of your wife having relations with Satan that covers your entire arm and cost you $10,000. 9. Practice your English [/QUOTE]
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