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<blockquote data-quote="DS" data-source="post: 962182" data-attributes="member: 556"><p>This is all I know about hollywood..edited by me<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him </span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes (no way!).. after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">in the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">, really, really nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the frikkiin door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">liceman type blue trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held </span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little syrup sucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he be</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">nt over and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: NEW YORK;... and the booth... and everything... lifted up, out of parking lot... and into the sky.</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Read more: <a href="http://www.metrolyrics.com/billy-the-mountain-lyrics-frank-zappa.html#ixzz1s5qpToDQ" target="_blank">FRANK ZAPPA - BILLY THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS</a> <a href="http://www.metrolyrics.com/billy-the-mountain-lyrics-frank-zappa.html#ixzz1s5qpToDQ" target="_blank">FRANK ZAPPA - BILLY THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS</a> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Copied from MetroLyrics.com </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DS, post: 962182, member: 556"] This is all I know about hollywood..edited by me:) [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes (no way!).. after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]in the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial], really, really nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the frikkiin door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]liceman type blue trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little syrup sucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he be[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]nt over and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: NEW YORK;... and the booth... and everything... lifted up, out of parking lot... and into the sky.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial] Read more: [URL="http://www.metrolyrics.com/billy-the-mountain-lyrics-frank-zappa.html#ixzz1s5qpToDQ"]FRANK ZAPPA - BILLY THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS[/URL] [URL="http://www.metrolyrics.com/billy-the-mountain-lyrics-frank-zappa.html#ixzz1s5qpToDQ"]FRANK ZAPPA - BILLY THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS[/URL] Copied from MetroLyrics.com [/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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