How Fast Is A Penguin?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Dec 10, 2014.

  1. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Had a couple of injuries in my center yesterday from falls on ice.
    Received the following Diad messages this morning.
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    How can I walk like a penguin and still keep a brisk pace?
     
  2. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    That's already my pace. And, why they gave me a helper finally.
     
  3. Tired of the Bee S

    Tired of the Bee S New Member

    Sooo they want you to waddle?
     
  4. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I prefer to walk like an Egyptian.
     
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  5. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

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    Walk Like a Penguin - FAIL LOL
     
  6. rod

    rod retired and happy

     
  7. UPSJedi2112

    UPSJedi2112 I blast Rush in my truck.

    I have a great pic of our safety committee guy in a penguin suit from a PCM last winter. Don't wanna post the dude's face, though.
     
  8. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I'd rather walk like a Linux system.
     
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  10. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    Take short steps and don't land on your heels.
     
  11. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I once had to walk on some ice. It was at my brother's place in Flagstaff. The snow melted and refroze into a thick and uneven slab of ice. I just walked carefully on it. The cowboy boots I was wearing were also slip resistant and helped with traction.
     
  12. MeltedSnowman

    MeltedSnowman Member

    Duck walk would have been a better analogy.
     
  13. You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail Active Member

    Sounds like Paul needs to lay off the sauce.
     
  14. rod

    rod retired and happy



    I see you've lived an exciting and dangerous life!!!
     
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  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Walk on ice...or get stung by a scorpion? Hmm....I just can't decide.
     
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    He forgot to look left, right...left.
     
  17. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I like his head shake recovery !!
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Oops, wrong penguin !!

     
  19. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Ah..The ol' "brisk" pace catch line...honestly what the hell does this mean??
     
  20. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Thanks for the advice "paul"....