How is the transformation effecting your operations?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Salesguy, Aug 21, 2018.

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The transformation is

  1. Useless

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  2. Making me nervous

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  3. Make me a bit mad

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  4. Can't wait for more stops & less drivers

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  1. Salesguy

    Salesguy Sales Member

    A big transformation meeting is coming up in September and wages are payed late. Functions are combined or dissapear and cost savings even on customer visits.
    Even my throphy wife is getting nervous about the white company BMW and its upcoming (bigger) replacement. How is the transformation hitting your operations? Layoffs? No more overtime?
     
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  2. budlight

    budlight hey f*** face

    Pics of throphy wife?
     
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  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    It's the only way to begin to answer his questions!
     
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  4. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    What are you talking about?
     
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  5. budlight

    budlight hey f*** face

    Problem is, if you say throphy wife out loud, it sounds a little thuper, if you catch my drift.
     
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  6. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

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    He’s a straight up baller
     
  7. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    Just realized.... he's not "essential personnel".

    :biggrin:
     
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  8. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Wrong forum!
     
  9. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    I think that sleeping pill drug may be involved here?
     
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  11. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    It's a management issue. Has little to do with us grunts
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    What do you mean? The people that come in to do audits have to work many uncompensated hours of overtime when they return to their vital regular positions.
     
  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    That explains the incoherent muttering.
     
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  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Yea, right. So vital they can leave their jobs to check missorts.
     
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  17. Been In Brown Too Long

    Been In Brown Too Long Ex-Package Donkey

    Really, are any of them essential? Mostly dead weight.
     
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  18. BothSidesSally

    BothSidesSally Why can't we all just get along?

    So, you're the 1 person in this entire corporation who has a company car?
     
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  19. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    thro·phy wife
    ˈthrōfē ˌwīf/

    noun informal derogatory
    1. a three hundred pound, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older unattractive man.


    I can see that she's worried about the passenger seat capacity of the company BMW, :raspberry:
     
  20. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Lots have company cars. You can even buy the ones they are trying to get rid of on upsers.com. they are mostly ford fusions