Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by UPSCAREER, Nov 17, 2011.


    UPSCAREER New Member

    Are you a package delivery driver? In what location? How long did it take you to become a driver and what steps did you take? :happy2:
  2. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Nice troll.
  3. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    It took me 5 years. I got it through the grievance procedure. God bless the Teamsters union.
  4. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    My feeder run got cut. Plus side, I lost forty pounds. Then, I couldn't find any UPS socks to wear with shorts.
  5. ChadBrunn

    ChadBrunn Member

    anonymous, explain your grievances. We have 9 full time spots available that have yet to be filled. I'm 3 on the list to go in so what did you do?
  6. hondo

    hondo promoted to mediocrity

    NOT a package delivery driver. Listened to one particularly common (and horribly wrong in my franchise) piece of advice on BrownCafe.
  7. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Are you a package delivery driver?
    In what location?
    How long did it take you to become a driver
    36 years.
    what steps did you take
    Baby steps.
  8. robot

    robot Large Member

    4 inches
  9. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    hehehehehehehehe Was a ruler involved?
  10. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    good post
  11. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    If it was a post it would be longer than 4 inches.
  12. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

  13. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    4" was before Adam took a taste of the forbidden fruit.

    After the bite Adam says to Eve, "Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing is going to get":devil3:
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2011
  14. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    a man came into a talent agents office , and said i want to be a movie star. the agent said you have all the qulifactions. The agent said whats your name ? he said (penis van lesbian) . the agent said you have to change your name to be a star well vanlesbian said no way. a month later the agent got a check for ten thousand dollars . and a note that said thank you for the advise on my name your new friend (dick van dyke
  15. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual

    As he approaches one of the houses he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

    "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild." "Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started WHO AM I."

    The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and with only our 'privates' showing through :censored2: in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

    The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

    "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded "Your name came up seven times..."
  16. Bristol Brown

    Bristol Brown New Member

    Been a driver for about 7 years in Bristol, England.Went to the local centre got an application form filled it in,went for an interview,then went for a job view and was told I had the job.The whole process took just under a month.

    If they would have told me I had to be a part time loader and wait months, years to be a driver I would have told them where to go.

    The job isn`t that great or worth waiting for I can assure you.
  17. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    It's long enough to never get any complaints.
  18. Brown_Bandit

    Brown_Bandit New Member

    Indiana, been at UPS for 13 years, took almost 8 years to start driving. Steps to becoming a driver...sit back and wait till its your turn. Just gotta wait till you have enough senority.
  19. Bristol Brown

    Bristol Brown New Member

    What were you doing for 8 years if you don`t mind me asking?
  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Over here we usually have to start on the inside before going driving. I was fortunate in that I was an outside hire who started driving right away.