Hurricane stagflation

[Family]

These storms begin to develop off the coast of Virginia and Maryland and they really build up steam over Washington DC.
As these storms rotate around the whole country they leave a path of destruction so great an emergency must be declared for disaster relief.
Historians and realists know the cause of these storms and they are asking for a complete shutdown on global planners. It's an infection that starts in ivy League school where you are taught your ideas are so great you need to manage the whole world to reflect your vision.
We must put an end to this global planners epidemic and demand our freedoms back.

 

[Family]

You can't tax deflation. This time next year local state and federal tax receipts are going to be down big time.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

The brainwashing starts in kindergarten. By the time those kids weasel their way into the Ivy League, they are already woke social justice ecowarrior climate gatekeepers.