i am best package handler there is

[FedexGangsta]

unload a whole truck of 110+ lbs wheelchairs myself, by the time I'm done with my shift my guns are so pumped it's not even funny, the vascularity in my forearms is just crazy, I know the chick that works down the belt is admirin, bet she wants some of this.
seriously though I'm lightning speed, scan boom not scannable throw that sucka to the side, boom boom throw them bats on boom boom throw them smalls on boom boom throw them bigs on, boom boom throw them unscannables on boom baby boom im a champ I do everything with precision.

 

[MrFedEx]

unload a whole truck of 110+ lbs wheelchairs myself, by the time I'm done with my shift my guns are so pumped it's not even funny, the vascularity in my forearms is just crazy, I know the chick that works down the belt is admirin, bet she wants some of this.
seriously though I'm lightning speed, scan boom not scannable throw that sucka to the side, boom boom throw them bats on boom boom throw them smalls on boom boom throw them bigs on, boom boom throw them unscannables on boom baby boom im a champ I do everything with precision.

IamFedEx.com has a spot...just for you. They'll be especially pumped about your guns.

 

[overflowed]

Oh, I like gangsta. Breathe some fresh air in this place. Welcome to BC. What Fedex opco are you at? Ground?

 

[FedexGangsta]

Oh, I like gangsta. Breathe some fresh air in this place. Welcome to BC. What Fedex opco are you at? Ground?

thats whats up, you know it, best place my feet can be da ground.
this job is badass homie, gettin paid to workout? sheeeet son, i was gonna get a YMCA membership neways, and they give me some red laser thing go on my wrist? feel like terminator or somethin dawg!

 

[overflowed]

thats whats up, you know it, best place my feet can be da ground.
this job is badass homie, gettin paid to workout? sheeeet son, i was gonna get a YMCA membership neways, and they give me some red laser thing go on my wrist? feel like terminator or somethin dawg!

However that laser feels, welcome bro. Be easy brother.

 

[FedexGangsta]

However that laser feels, welcome bro. Be easy brother.

thanks my but easy aint my way, i go out hard, gona show the rest of these mo ****as how we handle some packages da fedex way, im a champ aint givin nuttin but 100%

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Don't you guys at Ground drug test or pre-screen before hiring?

 

[!Retired!]

Congratulations!!! FYI.....the guy next to you did 1/3 of the work and got paid the same. He thanks you for carrying his load.

 

[Goldilocks]

Congratulations!!! FYI.....the guy next to you did 1/3 of the work and got paid the same. He thanks you for carrying his load.

EXACTLY!! Work SMART not HARD....

 

[fedupped]

Note to SR mgrs...new sales rap..."..and you get a free workout!!!"

 

[Operational needs]

Don't you guys at Ground drug test or pre-screen before hiring?

​THAT was funny and right on time!

 

[Hate 150lb Packages]

I like your gangster style. You should star in a rap video with fedex management. MT3 could become MT cubed.

 

[Hate 150lb Packages]

Don't you guys at Ground drug test or pre-screen before hiring?
​

There would be no hiring pool if such a practice existed.

 

[hypo hanna]

Be careful noobie. I've seen plenty of go getters like you get hurt on the job and then be permantly disabled. FedEx won't be there for you when that happens. They will find another to take your place and never give you or your pain a second thought.

 

[MrFedEx]

Be careful noobie. I've seen plenty of go getters like you get hurt on the job and then be permantly disabled. FedEx won't be there for you when that happens. They will find another to take your place and never give you or your pain a second thought.

A lot of people don't realize this until it happens to them. As soon as you stop free-basing the Kool-Aid, things get a lot more clear.

 

[CJinx]

Don't you guys at Ground drug test or pre-screen before hiring?

I don't believe that package handlers are subject to a drug screen during the application process, or at least I was not when I was hired. I did have to submit to a physical and a drug screen when I was promoted, though.

I don't miss being a package handler at all. Such a thankless crappy job.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I don't believe that package handlers are subject to a drug screen during the application process, or at least I was not when I was hired. I did have to submit to a physical and a drug screen when I was promoted, though.

I don't miss being a package handler at all. Such a thankless crappy job.

I was being sarcastic.

 

[CJinx]

I was being sarcastic.

My bad. I have a difficult time reading sarcasm over a text medium.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My bad. I have a difficult time reading sarcasm over a text medium.

Would increasing the font size to text large help?

 

[CJinx]

Would increasing the font size to text large help?

Yes.