I don't if I told you guys this, but I'm on holiday this week. :-D

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Fitbit App :), Jul 5, 2018.

  1. Looser Maroon Stewart

    Looser Maroon Stewart A female CEO from Home Depot.

    *Know...(can't edit the Title)

    I got something to say here and I'll make it brief because time stands still for no one.

    I'm a fair spell away from home (I won't say where to protect the guilty).

    My GPS guided me to this location that took me through all these residential streets. I'm driving along and I spy those 4-ways and big brown truck. That always brings a smile to my face. Seeing a fellow brother or sister out there humpin' pies.

    As I approach the driver is walking to this gorgeous old Victorian home. He is a big farm boy looking kid. Handsome fella, he has this shoebox size package he scanned and is just swinging his arms.... he approaches a very nice enclosed porch with 8 or so wood stepped porch and just frisbees the package from the yard/sidewalk onto the porch and turns and walks back to his package car with a serious scowl on his face.

    I have to admit my friends... it hurt your beloved message mate's heart seeing that.

    Anyways, stay positive out there. Hand to Service. Those customers are exactly why you own a Corvette, GTO, Harley or Cabin.

    Maybe I should of grown a pair and stopped and said something right there. I fight myself inside not saying anything. Perhaps I am a sissy... I don't know, yet ol' Fitty doesn't deliver like that!

    Have a great night!
  2. Knothead

    Knothead Yep.

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  3. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

  4. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Boss Hog over at the Propaganda Ministry probably saw how bad things are looking for the total giveaway Contract and told him he'd be fired if he didn't up his post output.

    UPSers will be owning a lot less if giveaway Contracts like the one you're pushing become the norm.
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    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

  6. Looser Maroon Stewart

    Looser Maroon Stewart A female CEO from Home Depot.

    Hand to Surface! Haven't had one Gayle Cider!

    Anyways Gang, I'll be heading to Kentucky and then Tennessee to see how they all like living it up/down there.

    So I might not be on Brown Cafe for a few days.

    I'll sure miss you guys and I know you'll miss me as well. No worries though, I'll be back.

    All my love.

    Fitbit App :)
  7. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

  8. no_map_needed

    no_map_needed Knowledge is key, Experience is power.

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  9. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

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  11. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

  12. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

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  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You into show tunes, fashion week, rainbow flags, etc? You seem very sensitive?
  14. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    I was thinking this D-bag reminds me of that Salesguy that used to post. He obviously isn’t a driver
  15. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Didn’t read one word
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You from Europe?

    In the USA we take vacation.
  17. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    Was just going to say the same thing. He probably says "cheers" as well.
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  18. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    your post bother me dave
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  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    That was me the first time my girlfriend took her clothes off in front of me.
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  20. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member


    hope this helps.