If I had a death squad..

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wrong, Nov 26, 2019.

  1. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
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  2. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Hell is too good for these scum bags.
  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Someone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?
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  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    It was playing the 1812 Overture
  5. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking On the spectrum

    ... Management would no longer be the enemy
  6. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    I get my ass toys from goodwill.
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  7. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Please kill those people who order furniture and bed frames from Amazon, which ships through us, second.
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I like it actually. I keep it playing as much as possible so that the batteries are dead when little timmy goes to play with it on Christmas.
  9. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    The back of my truck sounded like an 8-bit carnival all day today. I guess the packing material pressed down a button or something.
    It sounded like one of those kiddy pianos.
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  10. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    That's what headphones are good for.:)
  11. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Also death squads.
  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

  13. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    I think that one deserved to be accidently stepped / jumped on.
  14. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Rod we've talked about this. At your age and with those velcro sneakers you wear. That's how you break a hip.
  16. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Why even live if you can’t joke about having people who mildly annoy or inconvenience you gunned down in the streets with their families.
  17. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    That's actually pretty cute.
    I hope it kept playing on their doorstep.
  18. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Or, it is in a manilla envelope, you pick it up and can tell by the shape what is?
  19. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    I knocked one off the top shelf once.

    Damn thing snarked "thanx alot, bro"!
  20. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    Mine would be the people, usually men, that yank the door open right as you are laying their package at the door
    I swear I am going to eff my back up getting startled like that