Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wrong, Nov 26, 2019.
People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
Hell is too good for these scum bags.
Someone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?
It was playing the 1812 Overture
... Management would no longer be the enemy
I get my ass toys from goodwill.
Please kill those people who order furniture and bed frames from Amazon, which ships through us, second.
I like it actually. I keep it playing as much as possible so that the batteries are dead when little timmy goes to play with it on Christmas.
The back of my truck sounded like an 8-bit carnival all day today. I guess the packing material pressed down a button or something.
It sounded like one of those kiddy pianos.
That's what headphones are good for.
Also death squads.
I think that one deserved to be accidently stepped / jumped on.
Rod we've talked about this. At your age and with those velcro sneakers you wear. That's how you break a hip.
Why even live if you can’t joke about having people who mildly annoy or inconvenience you gunned down in the streets with their families.
That's actually pretty cute.
I hope it kept playing on their doorstep.
Or, it is in a manilla envelope, you pick it up and can tell by the shape what is?
I knocked one off the top shelf once.
Damn thing snarked "thanx alot, bro"!
Mine would be the people, usually men, that yank the door open right as you are laying their package at the door
I swear I am going to eff my back up getting startled like that
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