you should go out in style. the shipping guy at one of our district accounts was fired for stealing copper wire. instead of going quietly, he decided to use UPS to make a scene. he took everything from his desk (including the keyboard, mouse, pens, paperclips - you get the picture) home - along with a stack of early AM airbills and a few oversize boxes. the guy then one per day, early AM'd his desk contents back to work each item in an oversize box. by the time they got everything, the bill was $2200. i thought that was a good story. needless to say they want us to waive the bill, but that ain't going to happen - all 14 packages made service.