title says it all... "Why is it that you can shower everyday and I sometimes go months without getting washed?" "Surprise! I'm booking off today, you're gonna have to use my inbred, mentally challenged half brother to run your route today. Ya know, the one with no power steering, and that insane rattling?" "Lucky you! The cover guy took me out when you were at the beach yesterday, and now you have no DR bags, no gas card, no 2 wheeler, and a booger farm underneath the seat, but don't worry!! He left you a lil special treat... a collection of piss bottles roaming free all over me! Thanks buddy ur the best."