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<blockquote data-quote="Overpaid Union Thug" data-source="post: 380639" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>A friend of mine sent me this. I thought it was interesting. </p><p></p><p></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because an inexperienced US Senator gives great </em></p><p><em>speeches that make me feel good.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job </em></p><p><em>of spending the money I earn than I would.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a </em></p><p><em>gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas </em></p><p><em>at 15% isn't.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe three or four elitist liberals need </em></p><p><em>to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit </em></p><p><em>some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I don't want a stimulus check to spend.</em></p><p><em>Let </em></p><p><em>the government spend it for me.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is </em></p><p><em>offended by it.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe that business should not be allowed </em></p><p><em>to make profits for themselves.</em></p><p><em>They need to break even and give the rest </em></p><p><em>away to the employees (after taxes).</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of </em></p><p><em>millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe that churches should only be allowed </em></p><p><em>for political speeches.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of </em></p><p><em>their classes to operate on me.</em></p><p><em>I want a government employee who makes $50k </em></p><p><em>a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe that paying $4.</em></p><p><em>00 a gallon or more </em></p><p><em>is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS </em></p><p><em>country.</em></p><p><em>We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would </em></p><p><em>we? </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad </em></p><p><em>guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I like it when planes fly into buildings full </em></p><p><em>of civilians. I want to see more of that.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe that when the terrorists don't have </em></p><p><em>to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have </em></p><p><em>any guns in the house to fight them off with.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I don't want to eat poison food and drink </em></p><p><em>infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff.</em></p><p><em>(Ever wonder why </em></p><p><em>the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?) </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I believe that people who can't tell us if it </em></p><p><em>will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in </em></p><p><em>ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever </em></p><p><em>I want. I'm going to marry my TV.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I'm voting Democratic because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the </em></p><p><em>media.</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Overpaid Union Thug, post: 380639, member: 198"] A friend of mine sent me this. I thought it was interesting. [I]I'm voting Democratic because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good. I'm voting Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I'm voting Democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I'm voting Democratic because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters. I'm voting Democratic because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me. I'm voting Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'm voting Democratic because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes). I'm voting Democratic because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I'm voting Democratic because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches. I'm voting Democratic because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery. I'm voting Democratic because I believe that paying $4. 00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we? I'm voting Democratic because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I'm voting Democratic because I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that. I'm voting Democratic because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with. I'm voting Democratic because I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?) I'm voting Democratic because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I'm voting Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my TV. I'm voting Democratic because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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