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<blockquote data-quote="vantexan" data-source="post: 1045454" data-attributes="member: 24302"><p>Deep in the bowels of an underground bunker a mile below the Memphis Cache, a band of men, sworn to secrecy, are discussing the growing threat of the terrorist cell known only as Al-cafe-ya.</p><p></p><p>"Gentlemen, vee have vays to make dem talk" sneered the leader, known only as "the Hands".</p><p></p><p>"Well, shucks fearless leader" said Dan O'Leary, the newest member, "are you sure you can handle'em? They sure seem tough."</p><p></p><p>"Listen Dan O'...do you know why yer the 59th member to be admitted to our original 11 this year? The previous 58 were yella! Buck up or go back to driving my limo!"</p><p></p><p>"Now, back to the Empire. The emperor wants results. Here's the plan: we spread misinformation through Operative R1b. R1a failed. Dan O', call R1b and repeat these words: "you are clear to barn". This will trigger the same response that makes couriers drive like maniacs. She'll know what to do from there. She has identified MrFedEx through clues he's dropped, and he's totally enamored with her scantily clad avatars. We take out their brains, the rest turn into mindless zombies.</p><p></p><p>"Great Scott, but that's pure genius sir!" said Dan O'. </p><p></p><p>"The plan?" said the Hands.</p><p></p><p>"No, the shadow animals you make waving your hands like that. Ooooh, a bunny!!!!"</p><p></p><p>"Sigh" said the Hands.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vantexan, post: 1045454, member: 24302"] Deep in the bowels of an underground bunker a mile below the Memphis Cache, a band of men, sworn to secrecy, are discussing the growing threat of the terrorist cell known only as Al-cafe-ya. "Gentlemen, vee have vays to make dem talk" sneered the leader, known only as "the Hands". "Well, shucks fearless leader" said Dan O'Leary, the newest member, "are you sure you can handle'em? They sure seem tough." "Listen Dan O'...do you know why yer the 59th member to be admitted to our original 11 this year? The previous 58 were yella! Buck up or go back to driving my limo!" "Now, back to the Empire. The emperor wants results. Here's the plan: we spread misinformation through Operative R1b. R1a failed. Dan O', call R1b and repeat these words: "you are clear to barn". This will trigger the same response that makes couriers drive like maniacs. She'll know what to do from there. She has identified MrFedEx through clues he's dropped, and he's totally enamored with her scantily clad avatars. We take out their brains, the rest turn into mindless zombies. "Great Scott, but that's pure genius sir!" said Dan O'. "The plan?" said the Hands. "No, the shadow animals you make waving your hands like that. Ooooh, a bunny!!!!" "Sigh" said the Hands. [/QUOTE]
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