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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 214912" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">We have get togethers every summer with our UPS friends (many of them </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">retired) and I tried to remember some of their comments-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Always the nightmares about being late for work and getting lost on area…</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You wake up at 4:30 a.m., anyway…</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You hand in your keys and from now on the wife does the driving...</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You could be at death’s door but you still won’t take a sick day...</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You can’t bring yourself to wear anything pastel…</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You wonder about all those customers you gave your cell number to so they </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">could call you about a missed package…</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You have to go Xmas shopping for the first time in 30 years because </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">you can’t “recycle” the gifts your customers gave you any more…</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">People who don’t know you think you’re Secret Service because you know </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">at least five people in every store you go in to. And you know them by their </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">addresses, not their names.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You get a paper route, because what the hell. You’re up at 4:30 anyway.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If you run into a fellow feeder driver, you still greet each other by your </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">“handle’s”, because you’d forgotten each other’s real names years ago.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After being a babe magnet for all those years, nobody whistles at you any more </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">when you wear shorts.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And for you lady drivers, who are often asked what it feels like to drive as </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">a woman, no more need for responses like, “You mean, as opposed </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">to when I used to be a man?"…</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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