Inventing a new product

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Nov 7, 2019.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    A piddlebed for men.

    I am tired of getting up to pee at night and interrupting my sleep. Being sleep is so important this could almost be see as dangerous to ones health. So I want to invent a piddlebed where you can just pee in the bed while you sleep and having the mattress just absorb it. I need volunteers to come sleep over this weekend and help me test it? Sorry @Operational needs but its guys only.
     
  2. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    @rod knows how you feel. He uses one of these.
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I dont want to be bothered with that in the middle of the night. I don't even want to open my eyes.
     
  4. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

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    This would be better. It even has a lid so you don’t have to worry about spillage in the middle of the night. Only $8.99 on Amazon. lol.
     
  5. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Yeah....some things I’m quite okay with not being a part of, like a bunch of men peeing in the bed. Lol.
     
  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Doesn't look very sanitary.
     
  7. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Since when do you worry about sanitary?
     
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Every since my first yeast infection.
     
  9. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    I had a friend who would sleep walk in the middle of the night and pee in his closet. This was when he was in his 30's. His wife was real happy with him. :-) (and no it wasn't me)
     
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Did she ever take pictures ?
     
  11. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    of the black and blue marks on her hubby after she got ahold of him?
     
  12. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    Sounds like DV.
     
  13. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

     
  14. Rack em

    Rack em 2018 Brown Cafe Fantasy Football Champion

    When I was 19 ish years old I got suuuuuper drunk one night and my friends got me home to my parents house. The bathroom was in between my room and my parents room...Me being black out drunk because I don't remember any of this happening, got up to go to the bathroom and walked straight past it to my parents room and proceeded to piss all over their feet on the bed while they were sleeping. My dad said it woke him up and all he saw me do was take a few big steps toward the door then I dove onto the floor and passed out again.

    When I woke up the next day hungover as hell, I walked to the kitchen and my sister has a :censored2: eating grin on her face and all she says is "Do you know what you did last night?" and I had no idea. My first thought was that I stumbled into something and broke it, but then she tells me what I actually did and my jaw dropped. My mother was pissed of course, but my dad couldn't help but laugh. I still can't believe my dumb ass did that haha.
     
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  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You can pee on my feet if you want .
     
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  16. Rack em

    Rack em 2018 Brown Cafe Fantasy Football Champion

    You're making me rock hard right now.
     
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  17. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj Well-Known Member

    bottle is to small
     
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