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<blockquote data-quote="sailfish" data-source="post: 5020196" data-attributes="member: 53248"><p>So a guy with a big orange head walks into a bar. And I mean like literally, a big orange head. He sits down and orders a drink and the bartender asks him why he has a big orange head. So he begins his story,</p><p></p><p>"Well, I was walking along the beach one day and found a magic lamp sticking out of the sand. I picked it up and rubbed it and a genie appeared. He said he would grant me three wishes. So first, I wished to be the wealthiest man in the world. The genie did his thing and told me it was now in my bank account. For my second wish, I wished that I was married to the most beautiful woman in the world. And just like that, there she was on the beach with me."</p><p></p><p>With growing anticipation, the bartender looked at him intently and asked, "So what was your third wish?" The guy paused for a moment and sighed. Then he replied,</p><p></p><p>"Well, that's probably where I went wrong. You see, I wished for a big orange head."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sailfish, post: 5020196, member: 53248"] So a guy with a big orange head walks into a bar. And I mean like literally, a big orange head. He sits down and orders a drink and the bartender asks him why he has a big orange head. So he begins his story, "Well, I was walking along the beach one day and found a magic lamp sticking out of the sand. I picked it up and rubbed it and a genie appeared. He said he would grant me three wishes. So first, I wished to be the wealthiest man in the world. The genie did his thing and told me it was now in my bank account. For my second wish, I wished that I was married to the most beautiful woman in the world. And just like that, there she was on the beach with me." With growing anticipation, the bartender looked at him intently and asked, "So what was your third wish?" The guy paused for a moment and sighed. Then he replied, "Well, that's probably where I went wrong. You see, I wished for a big orange head." [/QUOTE]
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