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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 5048094" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p><strong><em>A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He wanted to test the robot.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Dad: Son, come here.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Son: Dad, what?</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Dad: Where were you yesterday?</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Son: School, of course! </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>(Robot slaps the son)</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Son: I'm sorry dad, I went to a movie.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>(Robot slaps the son again)</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Son: I'm sorry dad, I watched porn. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Dad: When I was of your age, I don't even know what porn is.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>(Robot slaps the dad)</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Mom: After all, he is your son. What else can you expect him to do? </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>(Robot slaps the mom hard!)</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 5048094, member: 43500"] [B][I]A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He wanted to test the robot. Dad: Son, come here. Son: Dad, what? Dad: Where were you yesterday? Son: School, of course! (Robot slaps the son) Son: I'm sorry dad, I went to a movie. (Robot slaps the son again) Son: I'm sorry dad, I watched porn. Dad: When I was of your age, I don't even know what porn is. (Robot slaps the dad) Mom: After all, he is your son. What else can you expect him to do? (Robot slaps the mom hard!)[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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