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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 5048101" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p><strong><em>A woman placed an ad in a news paper. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements. He shouldn't beat me. He shouldn't leave me. He should be great in bed.'</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Three days later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The man said, "Hi, I'm Tim. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the hell are you supposed to be great in bed then. Didn't you read the third requirement?"</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Tim replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 5048101, member: 43500"] [B][I]A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements. He shouldn't beat me. He shouldn't leave me. He should be great in bed.' Three days later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man. The man said, "Hi, I'm Tim. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy." The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the hell are you supposed to be great in bed then. Didn't you read the third requirement?" Tim replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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