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<blockquote data-quote="Upsmule" data-source="post: 1162569" data-attributes="member: 45962"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> taking advantage of the system, getting</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> something for nothing."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The social worker behind the counter said "Your</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> he will supply all of your clothes."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> But you will also have, as part of your job, the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> sex drive."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> kidding me!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The social worker said, "Yeah, well...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> You started it."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Upsmule, post: 1162569, member: 45962"] [FONT=arial] "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing[/FONT] [FONT=arial] welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like[/FONT] [FONT=arial] taking advantage of the system, getting[/FONT] [FONT=arial] something for nothing."[/FONT] [FONT=arial] The social worker behind the counter said "Your[/FONT] [FONT=arial] timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a[/FONT] [FONT=arial] very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and[/FONT] [FONT=arial] bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have[/FONT] [FONT=arial] to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and[/FONT] [FONT=arial] he will supply all of your clothes."[/FONT] [FONT=arial] "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided.[/FONT] [FONT=arial] You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her[/FONT] [FONT=arial] overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say[/FONT] [FONT=arial] But you will also have, as part of your job, the[/FONT] [FONT=arial] assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the[/FONT] [FONT=arial] daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong[/FONT] [FONT=arial] sex drive."[/FONT] [FONT=arial] The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're[/FONT] [FONT=arial] kidding me!"[/FONT] [FONT=arial] The social worker said, "Yeah, well...[/FONT] [FONT=arial] You started it."[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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