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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1182101" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">There are 3 good arguments that </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Jesus was Black: </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He called everyone brother </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He liked Gospel </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He didn't get a fair trial </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But then there are 3 equally good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">arguments that Jesus was Jewish: </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He went into His Father's </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">business </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He lived at home until he was 33 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He was sure his Mother was a </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">virgin and his Mother was sure He was God .</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But then there are 3 equally good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">arguments that Jesus was Italian: </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He talked with His hands </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He had wine with His meals </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He used olive oil </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But then there are 3 equally good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">arguments that Jesus was a Californian: </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">. He never cut His hair </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He walked around barefoot all the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">time </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He started a new religion </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But then there are 3 equally good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He was at peace with nature </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He ate a lot of fish </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He talked about the Great Spirit </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But then there are 3 equally good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">arguments that Jesus was Irish: </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He never got married.. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He was always telling stories. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. He loved green pastures. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">But the most compelling evidence of </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">all - 3 proofs that Jesus is a woman: </span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. He fed a crowd at a moment's </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">notice when there was virtually no food </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. He kept trying to get a message </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. And even when He was dead, He had </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">to get up because there was still work to do </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1182101, member: 1246"] [FONT=arial]GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: [/FONT][FONT=arial]1. He called everyone brother [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He liked Gospel [/FONT][FONT=arial] 3. He didn't get a fair trial [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: [/FONT][FONT=arial] 1. He went into His Father's business [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He lived at home until he was 33 [/FONT][FONT=arial]3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God . [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: [/FONT][FONT=arial]1. He talked with His hands [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He had wine with His meals [/FONT][FONT=arial]3. He used olive oil [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: [/FONT][FONT=arial]1 . He never cut His hair [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He walked around barefoot all the time [/FONT][FONT=arial] 3. He started a new religion [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: [/FONT][FONT=arial] 1. He was at peace with nature [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He ate a lot of fish [/FONT][FONT=arial]3. He talked about the Great Spirit [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: [/FONT][FONT=arial] 1. He never got married.. [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He was always telling stories. [/FONT][FONT=arial]3. He loved green pastures. [/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial]But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus is a woman: [/FONT][FONT=arial] 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food [/FONT][FONT=arial]2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it [/FONT][FONT=arial]3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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