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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1182269" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A </p><p>PASTOR</p><p></p><p>Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. </p><p>Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.</p><p></p><p>Good News: The Elder Board accepted </p><p>your job description the way you wrote it. </p><p>Bad News: They were so inspired by </p><p>it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the </p><p>position.</p><p></p><p>Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches </p><p>things exactly the same way you do.</p><p> Bad News: The choir mutinied.</p><p></p><p>Good </p><p>News: You baptized seven people today in the river. </p><p>Bad News: You lost two of </p><p>them in the swift current.</p><p></p><p>Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically </p><p>the last three weeks. </p><p>Bad News: You were on vacation.</p><p></p><p>Good News: The </p><p>youth in your church come to the rectory for a surprise visit. </p><p>Bad News: It's in </p><p>the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream </p><p>to "decorate"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1182269, member: 1246"] GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30. Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position. Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do. Bad News: The choir mutinied. Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad News: You were on vacation. Good News: The youth in your church come to the rectory for a surprise visit. Bad News: It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" [/QUOTE]
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