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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1182609" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">the law!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">ignorance.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">children.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Opera: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Normal: A </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">setting on a washing machine.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Health: The slowest possible rate of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">dying.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">money.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Boy: A noise with dirt on it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Sleep: That fleeting moment </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">just before the alarm goes off.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">looks for the casket.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Witlag: The delay between delivery and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">comprehension of a joke.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">break them. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1182609, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law! Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf". Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it. Normal: A setting on a washing machine. Health: The slowest possible rate of dying. Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money. Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off. Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket. Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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