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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1187803" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black">My neighbour was working in his yard </span></p><p><span style="color: black">when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge </span></p><p><span style="color: black">and ended up in his front lawn.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out </span></p><p><span style="color: black">of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><span style="color: #1F497D">He </span><span style="color: black">said with excitement, "you appear quite </span></p><p><span style="color: black">elderly to be driving."</span></p><p><span style="color: black">"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 </span></p><p><span style="color: black">next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license </span></p><p><span style="color: black">anymore.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I </span></p><p><span style="color: black">had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors </span></p><p><span style="color: black">out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste </span></p><p><span style="color: black">basket, saying,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and </span></p><p><span style="color: black">left!"</span><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1187803, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black]My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. [/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D]He [/COLOR][COLOR=black]said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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