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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1201772" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>"Hon, can you replace the bulb outside?" A wife asks her husband, "Hello?! I'm not an electrician," sarcastically answers the husband. The next day the wife asked, "Can you fix the board on the deck?" "What do I look like, a carpenter," said the husband. Later that day she asked her husband, "Can you unstop the sink?" "What do you think I am, a plumber?" When he returned he noticed that the bulb and the deck had been repaired, and the sink unstopped, so he asked his wife, "Who fixed everything?" She said, a man saw me and asked me why I was crying. I told him the bulb and the ladder needed fixing, and my sink was stopped up. He offered to fix everything, if I either gave him sex or baked him a cake in exchange for his work." "So, you baked him a cake, right?" nervously inquired the husband. "Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1201772, member: 43500"] "Hon, can you replace the bulb outside?" A wife asks her husband, "Hello?! I'm not an electrician," sarcastically answers the husband. The next day the wife asked, "Can you fix the board on the deck?" "What do I look like, a carpenter," said the husband. Later that day she asked her husband, "Can you unstop the sink?" "What do you think I am, a plumber?" When he returned he noticed that the bulb and the deck had been repaired, and the sink unstopped, so he asked his wife, "Who fixed everything?" She said, a man saw me and asked me why I was crying. I told him the bulb and the ladder needed fixing, and my sink was stopped up. He offered to fix everything, if I either gave him sex or baked him a cake in exchange for his work." "So, you baked him a cake, right?" nervously inquired the husband. "Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?!" [/QUOTE]
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