Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Lighten UPS
Jokes
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1201779" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh John, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." John replied, " My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!" "oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Really, I can't," he replied. The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in. That night, John crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1201779, member: 43500"] A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh John, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." John replied, " My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!" "oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Really, I can't," he replied. The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in. That night, John crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!" [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Lighten UPS
Jokes
Top