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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1244636" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Two saintly men arrive in heaven. A mixup has resulted in their paperwork not being ready, so Saint Peter says, "You can go back to Earth for a while. To make up for the inconvenience, you can go back as anything you want to be. One man says, "I'd like to be a giant condor floating over the Rocky Mountains." The other says, "If you'll indulge me, I'd like to be a stud." "Both wishes granted," says Saint Peter.</p><p>The next morning, because the new computer has speeded up processing, the paperwork arrives. Saint Peter tells an angel to go to Earth and fetch the two men. The angel asks, "How will I find them?"</p><p>Saint Peter says, "One will be easy. He's in Colorado flying over the Rockies. You'll have to go to Montana for the other. He's somewhere in a snow tire!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1244636, member: 1246"] Two saintly men arrive in heaven. A mixup has resulted in their paperwork not being ready, so Saint Peter says, "You can go back to Earth for a while. To make up for the inconvenience, you can go back as anything you want to be. One man says, "I'd like to be a giant condor floating over the Rocky Mountains." The other says, "If you'll indulge me, I'd like to be a stud." "Both wishes granted," says Saint Peter. The next morning, because the new computer has speeded up processing, the paperwork arrives. Saint Peter tells an angel to go to Earth and fetch the two men. The angel asks, "How will I find them?" Saint Peter says, "One will be easy. He's in Colorado flying over the Rockies. You'll have to go to Montana for the other. He's somewhere in a snow tire!" [/QUOTE]
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