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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1254213" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>We all fail sometimes, but there's something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students.</p><p> </p><p>* Classical Studies *</p><p>Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.</p><p>Answer: Learning to speak Latin</p><p> </p><p>* Biology *</p><p>Question: What is a fibula?</p><p>Answer: A little lie.</p><p> </p><p>* Classical Studies *</p><p>Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?</p><p>Answer: Suspicious ones</p><p> </p><p>* Biology *</p><p>Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.</p><p>Answer: Early death</p><p> </p><p>* Biology *</p><p>Question: What is a plasmid?</p><p>Answer: A high definition television</p><p> </p><p>* Religious Studies *</p><p>Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?</p><p>Answer: Monotony</p><p> </p><p>* Physics *</p><p>Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.</p><p>Answer: Fire</p><p> </p><p>* Geography *</p><p>Question: What does the term "lava" mean?</p><p>Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar</p><p> </p><p>* Geography *</p><p>Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?</p><p>Answer: Malaria</p><p> </p><p>* Geography *</p><p>Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.</p><p>Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse</p><p> </p><p>* History *</p><p>Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?</p><p>Answer: At the bottom.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1254213, member: 1246"] We all fail sometimes, but there's something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students. * Classical Studies * Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements. Answer: Learning to speak Latin * Biology * Question: What is a fibula? Answer: A little lie. * Classical Studies * Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death? Answer: Suspicious ones * Biology * Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease. Answer: Early death * Biology * Question: What is a plasmid? Answer: A high definition television * Religious Studies * Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called? Answer: Monotony * Physics * Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels. Answer: Fire * Geography * Question: What does the term "lava" mean? Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar * Geography * Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country? Answer: Malaria * Geography * Question: Name one famous Greek landmark. Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse * History * Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? Answer: At the bottom. [/QUOTE]
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