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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1258409" data-attributes="member: 1246">From the creative mind of Jonny Groves&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Synonym, n. A linguist&#039;s favorite spice on baked apples.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Bide, v. Past tense of buy.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Goad, v. Past tense of go.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Octopus, n. A cat with eight legs.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Catacomb, n. What a feline uses to straighten its hair.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Medieval, adj. Not completely wicked.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Biology, n. The scientific study of the number two.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Atom, n. The first particle of the universe.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Hole-in-One, n. What an amateur golfer gets when he reaches down to get his ball out of the up and his pants rip.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Prophet, n. What a greedy religious organization ultimately desires (as opposed atheism, a non-prophet organization).</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thesaurus, n. A dinosaur that studies words.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Professor, n. Opposite of confessor.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Phony, adj. Related to telephones.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Silverfish, n. A precious fish that is not quite as good as a goldfish.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Congress, n. The antonym of progress.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Hamlet, n. A small pig.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Tooth, adj. The ordinal number for two.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1258409, member: 1246"] From the creative mind of Jonny Groves [LIST] [*][B]Synonym[/B], n. A linguist's favorite spice on baked apples. [*][B]Bide[/B], v. Past tense of buy. [*][B]Goad[/B], v. Past tense of go. [*][B]Octopus[/B], n. A cat with eight legs. [*][B]Catacomb[/B], n. What a feline uses to straighten its hair. [*][B]Medieval[/B], adj. Not completely wicked. [*][B]Biology[/B], n. The scientific study of the number two. [*][B]Atom[/B], n. The first particle of the universe. [*][B]Hole-in-One[/B], n. What an amateur golfer gets when he reaches down to get his ball out of the up and his pants rip. [*][B]Prophet[/B], n. What a greedy religious organization ultimately desires (as opposed atheism, a non-prophet organization). [*][B]Thesaurus[/B], n. A dinosaur that studies words. [*][B]Professor[/B], n. Opposite of confessor. [*][B]Phony[/B], adj. Related to telephones. [*][B]Silverfish[/B], n. A precious fish that is not quite as good as a goldfish. [*][B]Congress[/B], n. The antonym of progress. [*][B]Hamlet[/B], n. A small pig. [*][B]Tooth[/B], adj. The ordinal number for [I]two[/I]. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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