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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1260747" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>A WOMAN WALKS INTO AN ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE NEEDS TO FILE HER TAX RETURN.</p><p>The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."</p><p>He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What is your occupation?"</p><p>"I'm a prostitute," she says.</p><p>The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let us try to rephrase that."</p><p>The woman says, "OK, I ' m a high-end call girl".</p><p>"No, that still won't work. Try again."</p><p>They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."</p><p>The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"</p><p>"Well, I raised 650 roosters last year."</p><p>"Chicken Farmer it is."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1260747, member: 43500"] A WOMAN WALKS INTO AN ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE NEEDS TO FILE HER TAX RETURN. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What is your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let us try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I ' m a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised 650 roosters last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." [/QUOTE]
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