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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1318856" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Three Men of The Cloth...</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Three men of the cloth -- a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi -- were counting collections taken during services for the week. They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one</strong></p><p><strong>synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income).</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The priest was the first to speak: “I know what! I'll draw a line down the middle of the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls on the right side of the line is for God and whatever falls on the left side is for us.”</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Baptist minister cried, “No! No! No! I'll draw a circle in the middle of the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls inside the circle is for God and whatever falls outside the circle is for us.”</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Rabbi then asked the two other men to accompany him outside. There he offered this</strong></p><p><strong>suggestion: “What I would do with the money is this: Toss it up in the air, and whatever God catches is His and whatever falls on the ground is ours.”</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1318856, member: 1246"] [B]Three Men of The Cloth...[/B] [B]Three men of the cloth -- a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi -- were counting collections taken during services for the week. They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income).[/B] [B]The priest was the first to speak: “I know what! I'll draw a line down the middle of the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls on the right side of the line is for God and whatever falls on the left side is for us.”[/B] [B]The Baptist minister cried, “No! No! No! I'll draw a circle in the middle of the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls inside the circle is for God and whatever falls outside the circle is for us.”[/B] [B]The Rabbi then asked the two other men to accompany him outside. There he offered this suggestion: “What I would do with the money is this: Toss it up in the air, and whatever God catches is His and whatever falls on the ground is ours.”[/B] [/QUOTE]
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