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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1319618" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>IT'S SO HOT...</p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.</p><p></p><p></p><p>It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Satan decided to take the day off.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Two trees were fighting over a dog....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1319618, member: 1246"] IT'S SO HOT... All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death. It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts. The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. Satan decided to take the day off. The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders. I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'. Two trees were fighting over a dog.... [/QUOTE]
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