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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1323903" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, was I getting in or out of the bath?' </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses was I going up the stairs or down?'</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1323903, member: 1246"] [B]Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. [/B] [B]One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, was I getting in or out of the bath?' [/B] [B]The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' [/B] [B]She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'[/B] [/QUOTE]
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