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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1326774" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>HOW CHILDREN PERCEIVE THEIR GRANDPARENTS</p><p></p><p></p><p> *1.* *She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful</p><p>>> eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.** After</p><p>>> she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But</p><p>>> Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably</p><p>>> never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper</p><p>>> good-bye....*</p><p></p><p></p><p> *2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He</p><p> asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a</p><p> moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"*</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> *3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old</p><p>>> slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the</p><p>>> children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.</p><p>>> Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,</p><p>>> putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she</p><p>>> heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1326774, member: 1246"] HOW CHILDREN PERCEIVE THEIR GRANDPARENTS *1.* *She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful >> eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.** After >> she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But >> Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably >> never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper >> good-bye....* *2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"* *3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old >> slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the >> children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. >> Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, >> putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she >> heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"* [/QUOTE]
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